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La Sabana, land of bigleaguers

Having a lover is a sin, and that is why God punishes him with two mothers-in-law...

Now, at my age, having a lover is not a sin, but a lie...

Old people have more medical appointments than romantic ones...

It's not that I want to make fun of my old age, I'm just trying to get ahead of the evildoers of bullying...

The Indians, very busy with the name change, haven't had time to get vaccinated. The manager, Terry Francona tested positive for coronavirus and the coach who was going to replace him, DeMarlo Hale, also, as well as other coaches.

They were unable to play Wednesday with the White Sox. Yesterday they had the day off and it was doubtful that they would play today in Minnesota. First game of the year victim of Covid-19. In 2021 they postponed nine and 45 in 2020...

When it was announced that the Royals are waiting for Maikel García, the diligent fellow journalist from Barquisimeto, Daniel Rojas R. asked himself, "How many bigleaguers per inhabitant would La Sabana have had?" He found that the population of that sector of the Litoral is 500 people, and with Ronald Acuña, there are about 12 major leaguers from there, one for every 292 inhabitants...

Zuliano from Santa Bárbara, Gerardo Parra, is going to be one of the most notable executives. He just retired at 35 years old, after 12 as an outfielder. And quickly, the Nationals named him assistant general manager. Gerardo was a remarkable motivator for his teams...

The speed of pitching today makes no-hitters routine. Angels left-hander Reid Detmers had a no-hitter against the Rays in his 12th major league appearance. He is the youngest to achieve the feat (22 years old), since Aníbal Sánchez in 2006 (22 years old)…

To the assholes of the unsocial networks, it seems wrong that three Yankees players, Anthony Rizzo, Aaron Judge and DJ LeMahieu, go on their day off, to see an ice hockey game in New York and take one or two beers. And that the team, bordering on unattainable, is on a record of 21-8… Ah, well! Culopicoso, it's always culopicoso...

To secure the October ball, the Mets (21-11, líderis in the Division) they need their best pitcher healthy, Jacob deGrom, injured in the right shoulder blade. But he's already throwing the customary distance from the plate, 60 feet six inches.

Doctors and trainers at Citi Field say take it easy. They consider that after the All-Star Game he will return to the rotation ...

Thanks to the life that has given me so much, even a reader like you.

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